A story written at a boring time..:P

"What a beautiful day it is..?",I was jst thinkin until whn I got knocked out by a BIG,FAT,UGLY GUY."WTH man have u out of ur senses.?", I asked him,and in reply I could jst see his ugly face.After 2 to 3 minutes I saw some policeman running in the same direction as that guy was running,I stopped one and asked about the situation.He said that the guy which was running was a thief and he had jst stolen a women s purse.I,after cmng bck to my senses though that where the heck am I?.."hey dude!wht is ths place?", I asked to a wayfarer who was jst standing near me in an awkward position."U r in a lost land where all the dreams come true",he replied me again in an awkward manner.I went forward and saw some flowers which were I think so 'Dancing'."Hey u there,could u pls help me I am lost here","Arghh,get outta here before its too late","but how can I gt outta here,I dn t knw the exit","You got to figure that out","what do u mean",before I could say ths I saw that the guy dissappeared,it seems like ths place is so gross.
"Yeah,mom jst 1 minute,my game is about to finish",I exclaimed while playing 'THE LORD OF THE RING',"Man that ws a admirable dream",I thought.
"Boy!where were u last night,u wernt there at Dinner",My Dad asked, "yeah Dad,I was a little sleepy so I jst skipped the dinner",I replyed before getting up from the breakfast table.
Later on,at school another undulting thing happened.While,I was checking my locker I felt that someone pushed me from behind and the push was so hard that I was bleeding.But,when I got back i saw nothing just a lust of wind moving from one corridor to another."Thts one more unusual thing happen to me since yesterday",I thought after recalling ths last incident that happened to me last night."hey,why are u late",asgher asked me while I was roaming in my memory."hm..hm..yeah my locker jst stucked up,so it took me time to deal with it".
Time passed on like a second and all the unusual momemts jst flourished away frm my mind bt still they were some where in my brain.During ths time I graduated from my school and scored some soccer goals.
"Be there on time,tmrws the match",Ali shouted as I was passing by his house.Ali was my school friend and he live nearby my house and also was our soccer school team captain."Yeah Yeah,I will be there till 7",I replyed with my feet moving down the road.After reaching home I went to bed and started my dream with a soccer scorer.In the dream I became the greatest scorer in the world but this dream lasted for only 6 hours.Cuz I ws woked up BY my sweet MOM and my dream in dream came to and end also making my boring story to come to an end.
"Mom,aik match tou khalney deithi".

Screw you!

Hey FOlks....Long time no see....
Well, nowadys busy in ths Exam tension however the Papers are in May but ths tension really stresses me out.....and yeah my Narcissistic friends wouldn t tell how to prepare it however i know that they have prepare it already...
Yesterday I asked one and he said that yr I am also struggling how can i tell u and when I asked his Sis that whether he had prepared it or not...and she said that Ali nay tou 1 mahinay pehlay hi sara prepare kr lia tha...I ws like WTF!Man really screw u....

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Bet you can’t keep a secret!

Everyone has secrets. It adds to the allure.Infact, sme can keep them and sme cnt..sme discuss it with there friends and sme with there parents or someone special...or eVen sme share it on FB...like one of my absurd friend..who jst opened his poll saying that he still used to pee on bed at the age of 16..!!ooooo..i knw that i m being a lil' or totally lame but i thnk i m best at it..!!!

well tday i m goin' to disclose a secret that i thnk is nw really important so here i go..i jst wanna say that my real name is Burair...i knw that the name sounds a lil' awkward but let me tell u it pronounces like Bu-rair....my appearance.....below

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Mein..Mein..Mein..

Yesterday all night my Bakra ws shouting MEIN..MEIN...MEIN.....whn i woke up the morning i wnt straight the him and said yes YOU..YOU..YOU you will be slaughtered on monday..!!
One more interesting thing to share yesterday whn we were on our way back frm MANDI...there were two BAZARS in our way...i dont remember there names but i ws astonished to see that it ws increasingly full..(til darhnay ki jaga nhi thy)..seeing that i asked my cousin beside me that how stupid the ladies especially the girls are..in reply he said yea I knw cuz yesterday my sis also force me to go with him to buy her sandals...

                                                         how stupid the girls are in my view

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Hey fellas..sup??.!!!quite bored these days..no studyin',no soccer..nothin'..jst waiting and waiting..!!
lets share sme jokes..!!
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"
The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"
Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."
The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"
The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.
"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"
The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."
On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"


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a short phrase frm one of my poem..


My friends have gone so far,
waiting fr my knowledge to cme that far..

A phrase by a 15 year old teenager..!!!