Bet you can’t keep a secret!

Everyone has secrets. It adds to the allure.Infact, sme can keep them and sme cnt..sme discuss it with there friends and sme with there parents or someone special...or eVen sme share it on FB...like one of my absurd friend..who jst opened his poll saying that he still used to pee on bed at the age of 16..!!ooooo..i knw that i m being a lil' or totally lame but i thnk i m best at it..!!!

well tday i m goin' to disclose a secret that i thnk is nw really important so here i go..i jst wanna say that my real name is Burair...i knw that the name sounds a lil' awkward but let me tell u it pronounces like Bu-rair....my appearance.....below

                                       i knw i am nt that mch handsome bt i am what i m
so this was the secret whch was to disclose oneday and tday ws that day....
i m a good secret keeper by this i have to tell and i betcha that u all would also have sme cool secrets whch u keep for a longer time..:P

Mein..Mein..Mein..

Yesterday all night my Bakra ws shouting MEIN..MEIN...MEIN.....whn i woke up the morning i wnt straight the him and said yes YOU..YOU..YOU you will be slaughtered on monday..!!
One more interesting thing to share yesterday whn we were on our way back frm MANDI...there were two BAZARS in our way...i dont remember there names but i ws astonished to see that it ws increasingly full..(til darhnay ki jaga nhi thy)..seeing that i asked my cousin beside me that how stupid the ladies especially the girls are..in reply he said yea I knw cuz yesterday my sis also force me to go with him to buy her sandals...

                                                         how stupid the girls are in my view

Vague post..!!!:P

Hey fellas..sup??.!!!quite bored these days..no studyin',no soccer..nothin'..jst waiting and waiting..!!
lets share sme jokes..!!
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"
The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"
Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."
The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"
The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.
"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"
The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."
On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"


Hahahahaha..!!!funny joke huh..!!